[11:33:43 PM] Armin Arlert: It’s because I don’t have chest hair, isn’t it.
[11:33:50 PM] Hanji Zoe: …
[11:33:57 PM] Armin Arlert: Well guess what! Marco doesn’t have chest hair either!
[11:34:06 PM] Marco Bohdt || Yulie dis Thesmia: But I’m well toned.
[11:34:10 PM] Armin Arlert: And Jean’s pubes are invisible!
[11:34:16 PM] Marco Bohdt || Yulie dis Thesmia: [SPUTTERS]
Armin Arlert: Don’t tell me you haven’t noticed.
[11:34:26 PM] Hanji Zoe: ……. [eyeglass glint]
[11:34:34 PM] Armin Arlert: Unless he shaves, but who wants a razor that close to their stuff?
[11:34:37 PM] Armin Arlert: It’s illogical
[11:34:39 PM] Marco Bohdt || Yulie dis Thesmia: I-I uh I haven’t… Uh.. Looked.
[11:34:59 PM] Armin Arlert: Well, it’s kind of hard for me not to
[11:35:05 PM] Annie Leonhardt: …Reiner’s pubes are like a forest.
[11:35:07 PM] Armin Arlert: I’m pretty much eye-level with everyone’s junk.
[11:35:30 PM] Marco Bohdt || Yulie dis Thesmia: [CHOKES]
[11:35:32 PM] Marco Bohdt || Yulie dis Thesmia: ANNIE
[11:35:34 PM] Marco Bohdt || Yulie dis Thesmia: [FAINTS]

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