Moe's Backup Blog

arrogantshark:

I HATE HOW PEOPLE CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOLLY AND MISTLETOE! 

SEE THIS FUCKER!? SEE THOSE RED BERRIES!? THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING HOLLY!

NOW DO YOU SEE THIS LITTLE SHIT WITH THE WHITE BERRIES!? THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING MISTLETOE! THIS IS THE FUCKER YOU KISS BITCHES UNDER! 

RED BERRIES = NO BITCHES

WHITE BERRIES = BETTER GET A FUCKING BREATH MINT BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET YOUR FUCKING SMOOCH ON.