if you ever have time to kill and a desire to prove to yourself how great 2014 is already, check out this reddit AMA for a guy who LITERALLY has two penises. no really. two penises. not one penis and a smaller sibling penis. two actual literal fully functional penises that are more or less the same size.
Dick two bomb.
personal favorite comments:
two dicks…
I don’t even know what to think any more.

