the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
WHAT.
dont use a carrot or else ull cut urself and cause a hole and that hole causes the air to go up to ur heart and it kill you
it was in 1000 ways to die
What happens if I put my dick in there?
ultra dick or ultra pain
lol @ the hotdog
I think you mean…. Hot Dong ;D
//shot
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