so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:
[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]
examples:
you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!go forth and blaspheme
I am laughing so hard.
Suddenly everything is beautiful.
I love words.