spicyshimmy:

commander shepard’s new years resolutions

  • save entire galaxy
  • don’t die again
  • spend more time with grunt one on one
  • make sure no more friends die (important!!!!)
  • find awesome clone who is nice and will go to uncomfortable fancy parties for me
  • get more discounts
  • sign up for dancing lessons
  • make anderson proud

the warden’s new years resolutions

  • go somewhere far away where no one can find me so i don’t have to help everyone all the time just because i’m quiet doesn’t mean i’m going to save your kitten from demons or whatever it is you want this time 
  • kill more dragons i guess

hawke’s new years resolutions

  • try not to lose any more family members this year
  • find a spooky dungeon that doesn’t look like all the spooky dungeons i’ve already found
  • write ‘true account of champion of kirkwall’ because varric’s version is a little
  • well
  • you know
  • i’m not calling him a liar
  • but don’t lie to me

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