Sister: One summer dance at camp, the guys fucked up their room inspection so bad they weren’t allowed to go to the dance. It was almost all girls.
Future brother-in-law: So it was a… Okay, when it’s a bunch of dudes, it’s called a sausage fest, but what’s it called with it’s the opposite?
Me: [without skipping a beat] A Clam bake.
Sister: Oh my god
Future Brother in law: [can hardly breathe]