jlllvalentine:

argpara:

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

  • who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
  • who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
  • who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
  • who breaks the most phones
  • who dies first
  • which one I could see as being lactose intollerant
  • who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
  • who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
  • who uses the computer most

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