treat yourself the same way alistair theirin would treat you
HE FUCKING DUMPED ME FOR BEING AN ELF
treat yourself the same way merrill would treat you
she dumped me for a mirror 😦
treat urself the same way oghren treats himself to beer
That’s better!
Treat yourself like an archdemon. Know that you are an old god. Refuse to suffer your burial in silence. Call on an army of helpers to unearth your radiance, and then, unleash hell.