accio-cosima:

I JUST HEARD MY MUM SINGING THIS IN HER ROOM

“be our guest

be our guest

put your knickers to the test

throw them up against the wall

and if they stick 

you’ve done your best”

AND WHILE I WAS CRYING WITH LAUGHTER I YELLED “WHAT THE HELL MUM” AND SHE REPLIED “I DON’T KNOW I JUST MADE IT UP” IN SUCH A PROUD VOICE

HONESTLY I DON’T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD FEEL APPALLED OR AMUSED OR BOTH

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