WHAT THE FUCK, THAT’S NOT A PHOENIX, THAT’S A FUCKING VELOCIRAPTOR, PHOENIXES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BEAUTIFUL AND THIS IS TRYING TO EAT MY FACE, BIOWARE WHAT IS THIS SHIT, DID YOU HIRE PHIL TIPPETT OR SOMETHING
my brother, upon encountering a phoenix in the Western Approach for the first time (via defira85)