friend-of-red-jenny:

Overheard in Skyhold after mage Trevelyan and Cullen start making out on the battlements

Loitering Orlesian Noble #1:  Would you have guessed such a pairing?

Loitering Orlesian Noble #2: Oh, yes.   Noble names.  The lure of command.  Classically arousing in every sense.

Loitering Orlesian Noble #1:  [shushing noise] Careful.  Ears.

Loitering Orlesian Noble #2:  Of course.

I love how the Orlesian gentry constantly assume that Cullen must be part of some random noble house that nobody has ever heard of. 

A handsome commoner leading troops?  How??  No it cannot be.  A commoner would be too busy drinking away his earnings and refusing to bathe. 

(Edit:  transcript tweaked for accuracy.)

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