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I would watch the shit out of a Cassandra Allegra Portia Calogera Filomena Pentaghast + Cullen Stanton Rutherford buddy cop show. BFFS.

Because platonic relationships are the fucking best.

SCREAMING

Varric is totally the eccentric informant they squeeze for info every episode. TOTALLY.

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#okay but have you considered an old fashioned private detective noir show with them?#except Cassandra is the private investigator and cullen is her beautiful blonde assistant#who sits in front of cassandras office with the glass windows#and takes calls and screens potential clients#and then one day he goes to deliver a report or something to Cass and he gets#caught up in the whirlwind of one of her investigations#and cass is in deep trouble and she is like YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW CULLEN#but cullen#sweet assistant cullen is all LIKE HELL I AM#and he is scared but fuck he isn’t going to leave cassandra#and they are on the run for their lives and they have to solve this mystery#and they become super close friends and they save each other a lot#cassandra saves cullen more because ofc she does#and at the end of it cass is all ‘you know you weren’t half bad’#and they start DOING DETECTIVE WORK TOGETHER#OKAY?#IMAGINE?

Pentaghast: Seeker of Truth.

Oh my god. It’s amazing.