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vanillacucumber:

pardonmewhileipanic:

fatgirlopinions:

leftboob-enthusiast:

Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

so I’m gonna need a dress like this in size super fat please, right away.

i need it

I dont even do dresses and i want it