duchesscloverly:

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stunningpicture:

Woke up, half asleep, opened the door to the bathroom and my heart dropped down to my balls. Well played, roommate

oh god

omg

Okay no, but seriously. Do not get in a cardboard cutout war with roommates. My old roommates and I started this with a John Barrowman cutout and there were so many times I would end up coming home late at night with this giant man in my room/closet/shower and absolutely lost my shit screaming like the weakest, most helpless little bitch to walk the planet.

Some years ago I had this cardboard cut out of Spike from Buffy. I put it in the living room while I cleaned my bedroom and forgot to put it back before I left the house.

Around 8pm I got a call from my Dad and he was like “A WHOLE GALLON OF MILK! AND EGGS!”

I had no idea what he was talking about and then I remembered. Apparently he walked in the house and saw this outline of a man in the living room and threw an entire gallon of milk and a dozen eggs at it.