Aries: That one who’s obsessed with money rocks
Taurus: Always collecting fruit
Gemini: That one asshole who whacks villagers in the head with the net.
Cancer: Ignores the museum collections and just sells everything
Leo: Outfit has to be perfect!
Virgo: Forgets about the games for months to a year, but always comes back and gets obsessed all over again
Libra: Has the hots for K.K. Slider but might not admit it
Scorpio: Can’t stand it when visitors run through their flowers
Sagittarius: Just can’t coordinate a style correctly. Has a really funny-looking house.
Capricorn: Actually thinks that Shrunk is hilarious
Aquarius: Pesters their friends all the time about coming back to the game to visit their towns
Pisces: A bell-saving genius!