cannibalsanddinosaurs:

You guys like my new shitty banner of William Shakespeare?

Anywhoozle, first things first—I lost my job. Lack oftransportation to work nights because I don’t have a car, wasn’t getting the
hours to get said car, they basically said I can’t come back until I get a car
to work nights. Dumb right? Even though I wasn’t even seeing a full pay check
when I was scheduled to work full time. 10 hours a pay check is not full time,
but I digress. Now this sets me back to square one where I can’t (or well even attempt
to this time, that is) pay bills… and I help pay rent.

Again, this still feels silly to ask people for help, but
hey! People like to help and I like to write, so let’s do something things to
help with little bits that we both like?

As it goes, and has before, I usually work around fandoms I
know. Those fandoms being:

Assassin’s Creed | Bioshock | Dead Space | Dragon Age (to an
extent) | Destiny | Deus Ex | Mass Effect | Outlast | Remember Me | Saints Row
| Spec Ops | Syndicate | Uncharted | Watch Dogs | InFamous | etcetc…

There are fandoms I will say no to. There are fandoms I know
nothing of. Please don’t get fussy with me because I either have no clue what
it is, or I generally just won’t do it.

For games with character creators, I understand how people
present their characters differently than how they are in game (ie: da, me, and
sr). I will ask you little things about them to help me write them without
being out of character. It’s to let you know that I want this to be for you.
This is your creation I’m handling.

I do write smut and gore (general nsfw), HOWEVER I do have
limitations. I experiment a lot with my writing and dip into things that are
classified as “offensive,” and I don’t mind if that’s what you want me to do.
Then again, if it’s bestiality or anything underage—it’s an automatic no. Other
than that, it’ll take me some time to work on it.

General Examples:

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(You can always click here for my writing tag.)

NSFW Examples:

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(You can always click here for my writing blog.)

Prices—

All in USD. Paypal only. Do not pay unless I say okay. It’s up to you if you wish to pay in
advance. That’ll actually get me to work on that a lot quicker. I don’t want
you to feel as if you paid for nothing and have to wait until it’s done on my
time. Timing usually takes about a week
or two. If it happens to be a bit longer, I will message you to let you
know what’s going on.

Fluff | Ships | Action | Angst | Death: 10$

Smut | General Sexual Content | Drug content: 15$

Gore | Torture | Mutilation: 15$

But if you’re feeling generous and wish to help, my contact
and paypal is bulletvampire@gmail.com. Right
now, anything is always better than nothing. I appreciate anything you can do
to help.

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