Aries: the fluffy kind thats fur gets all up in your tongue when u kiss it
Taurus: that bald cat that looks like it’s judging u for wearing that shirt for 4 days in a row
Gemini: the dumpster cat u find nd ur not sure what color its supposed to be but it loves u anyways
Cancer: the cat with the squished face thats owner probably feeds it gold encrusted salmon that costs $200 and their left nipple
Leo: that cat thats been thru a lot and it maybe has a little rip in its ear but when it loves u it loves u hard
Virgo: ur friends asshole cat that loves no one but ur friend no matter how many treats u give it
Libra: the cat without the tail who is maybe insecure about being different but their owner loves it and gives tons of cuddles
Scorpio: two words – munchkin cat
Sagittarius: Taylor swifts cat, Meredith
Capricorn: black cat that only comes out at night bc it is secretly a witch
Aquarius: an all brown cat, rare nd beautiful
Pisces: that cat that you make eye contact with for a fleeting moment as they run across the street at 3 am in an unfamiliar neighborhood