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He actually told the time

Woman:  (as man walks in) I can’t believe how drunk you are.
Man: (obviously drunk) I am not drunk.
Woman:  Yes you are!
Man:  I am not… fucking drunk.
Woman:  Can you tell the time?
Man:  Yes… (Turns to the clock on the wall.) I am not… fucking drunk.

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