dragonagestuff:

arconnery:

So A couple of weeks ago, I finished my first playthrough of dragon
age, but I haden’t killed any of the dragons yet. So I bravely venture
to the only location I know for sure has a dragon, The hinterlands.

The
fight goes well, I’m halfway through his healthbar, when suddenly he
rears up, does a twirl and hits me with his tail. I don’t know what
happened but he litterally torpedoes me into the air. I gracefully fly
across the sky for a good ten seconds, staring at my screen in awe.
finally I land somewhere in the middle of the ocean and resume myself to
the fate of drowning… This is what my map looks like nowadays.

I swear to God i stopped to breathe.