Aries: get #rekt
Taurus: mountain dew
Gemini: illuminati confirmed
Cancer: 360 noscope
Leo: MOM GET THE CAMERA
Virgo: darude sandstorm
Libra: get #shrekt
Scorpio: that gif of the black guy doing that dance thingy
Sagittarius: *air horn noise*
Capricorn: 420 blaze it
Aquarius: doritos
Pisces: random screaming while dubstep plays in the background