Aries: milk
Taurus: sweatpants
Gemini: D E A T H A N D D E S T R U C T I O N
Cancer: relentless giggling
Leo: math
Virgo: curly fries
Libra: aesthetic
Scorpio: Bob Ross
Sagittarius: rare pepes
Capricorn: bread
Aquarius: bees
Pisces: fish. just fish.