vaxilmore:

Out of context quotes from the VTM Session:

“Pour another round for Tobey McGuire.”

“How to rock the afterlife, a book. Chapter one: musical talent. Chapter two: alcoholism.”

“….Roll for gaydar.”

“What’s the name of you band?” “We’re in the process of changing it.” “That’s my favorite band no way!!!!!”

“You start to hear colors. That beat is so green.”

“The eleven year old orders a triple espresso.”

“I met a guy named Emmett he’s two weeks old.” “Was he hot?”

“The subject line reads: MERMAIDS???? REAL????”

“I’m afraid of heights!” “She shines her phone flashlight down. It’s only like four feet.”

“I thought that was Carlton from the Fresh Prince.”

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