vaxilmore:

“I will allow retcon ukulele”

“We go out walking looking for pokemon” (actually this one is exactly what it sounds like)

“Your sexy dance to a funeral march is an enormous success”

“That….. John Stamos….. Yacht….. Bitch”

“Three sharks walk into a bar….” “Don’t they swim?”

“Would it be rude if I pet that guy’s tail?”

“Well…. he’s no Gary Busey”

“Roll for pokemon luck.” (meh rolls) ”You catch infinite pidgeys and rattatas”

“Do you shop at hot topic?” “I used to. I grew out of it” “Mmmhmmm…. Sure”

“Roll to balance the kitten on your head”

“At least you died with Lady Gaga”