vaxilmore:

“The password to the police database was just nypdonuts”

“We should have Francine this coming”

“I guess he’s more of a… night 0wl.”

“The schedule DOESN’T LIE”

“I want to use presence….” “on the prince of new york?” “oh no we gon die”

“She glides away on her spinny chair”

“i text him a/s/l” “he responds ?????? no”

“i want to kill Eliza” “…Eliza is right behind you and she…. *rolls* doesn’t hear”

“I’ve had this appointment for six months and you were literally born two days ago”

“who is this?” “…..someone you thought was dead” *groans*

“he’s a tech savvy grandpa”

“i tell him he’s an ugly dude but he’s handy” “he doesn’t respond but appears satisfied with that”

and this isn’t a quote but they decided to give the password to the police database to a local gang leader for basically no reason and that needs acknowledgement