professorsparkletrash:

Honestly where’s the “Cass escapes instead of Percy” au where Cass tries (and fails) to hire Vox Machina to kill the Briarwoods, lies to them about her age so she can join, and manages to get away with it for three years until they meet Percy

Vax: your sister’s an adult, she can make her own decisions
Percy: IS SHE REALLY
Cass, silently: don’t u do it you fuck don’t you dare
Percy: I wasn’t aware that sixteen was the age of majority in Emon
Cass: my birthday was two months ago, I am seventeen and you damn well know it!
Vex: you told us you were seventeen when you joined
Vax: oh god, we hired a fourteen year old
Keyleth: we took a fourteen year old to fight a dragon
Scanlan: we tried to take a fourteen year old to a brothel

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