*sees broom*
*picks up broom*
“TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY”
*starts sweeping broom sadly*
“There is a castle on a cloud…”
*holds broom horizontally*
“Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!”
*sweeps broom angrily*
“IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!”
*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT
*hits broom handle on the ground and tap dances* LOOK AT ME! IM THE KING OF NEW YORK!
*gently places broom against a wall* I’m the belle of the ball in my own little corner!
*broom starts dancing of its own accord*
BE.
OUR.
GUEST!so apparently musicals have a thing for brooms huh
we all love a sweeping musical number