Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.
Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.
DO YOU WANNA GET STRIKED
THREE THINGS
1) ALBERTA AIN’T ON NO COAST! WE’RE ON THE PRAIRIES WITH THE BEAUTIFUL ROCKIES!
2) THEY AIN’T ALBERTAN! WE DON’T HAVE FRONT LICENSE PLATES
3) ALBERTA BEEF IS DAMN FINE HOWEVER IT IS PREPARED BECAUSE YOU GOTTA TREAT IT RIGHT FOR THE TYPE OF MEAL YOU WANT. YOU WANT A GOOD OL’ BBQ YOU GRILL IT! YOU WANT IT WITH WINE AND SALAD? YOU DO WHAT GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAYS!