redrook:

lenaoxton:

npc: what are you doing back here?!

shepard, wearing full n7 armor, carrying at least 5 different guns: im a health inspector

npc: oh ok

you, an overworked underpaid minimum wage employee: what are you doing back here?

commander shepard, wearing full N7 armor, carrying at least 5 different guns and shadowed by a scarred turian, a glowing asari, and maybe a gotdamned krogan: im a health inspector

you, who just wants your fucking 15 minute lunch break: oh ok

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