necrofuturism:

kaelang12:

necrofuturism:

necrofuturism:

dnd spell: vicious mochrie – summons an enraged balding canadian to improv melee damage at your enemies (roll for comedic effect)

if you have a bag of holding you can give him two items to use as props. 

Can he use Hoedown as a cantrip?

only if you’re fighting drew carey

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