spiritednug:

widogasp:

Me : wow!! I’m so excited to play dnd!!! man I’m so hype to roleplay my super cool character and form relationships!!! wow!!!!

Dm : what’s your characters name?

Me :

Alternately

Dm: and this npc stands before you, greeting you with a badass handshake in one hand and a halberd in the other. They’re hip, they’re hype, they’re everything you ever wanted.

Me: amazing what’s their name

Dm: oh no

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