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in 3rd grade I broke my arm trying to impress my crush by beating him in a roller skating contest because that’s how crushes work

my cast was red and I couldn’t use a pencil for 3 months but the important thing is I won, i was the victor

also I once flirted with an attractive doctor while having my eyebrow stitched up and I got her to laugh, so yes I am that chaotic bi bitch

i’ve had both my eyebrows stitched come to think of it. separate incidents

gaud what life do you live

i had a horrible 72 hour hangover that cumulated in me getting lost at Shibuya Crossing, aka the world’s busiest street crossing, in Tokyo looking for a train station locker full of cash and raspberry vodka 

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