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medaea:

medaea:

medaea:

weird and horrible how as soon as a girl turns 18 she loses any protection from being taken advantage of… 17 and a half is a child but just turned 18 is fair game for male sexual predators

the fact that men think an 18 year old girl has all the wisdom and capabilities of an adult woman is bad, but it’s particularly barf-worthy to realize that they don’t actually think 18 is the line between a girl and a woman. it’s only the law that says that. men think a girl is ready to become a woman and do things women do as soon as she “looks” like a woman or begins to imitate women. male sexuality is inherently wack and we are failing girls by exposing them to it.

can you guys please rb this version instead

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disasteradorakin:

glimmer: how do i ask a girl out

adora: roses are red, violets are blue, guess what–my bed, has room for two

glimmer: OH MY GOD NO

bow: twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car

glimmer: STOP IT

catra: row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily, i can make you scream

scorpia: i feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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irisbleufic:

virtueofjoy:

kittensinswimmingpool:

inuyiffsha:

daringdraconicdeity:

inuyiffsha:

princess-oblivion:

fxxknart:

iwiazumi:

chinesegook:

tomblogger:

8oba:

chinesegook:

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

How do you find $999 on the floor?

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!!
i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

Fuck it

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

Hi

Wtf why does this work???

reblogging mostly because money up people’s noses is inherently hilarious, and let me tell you why: until you have seen somebody legit fit $12 in quarters up their nostrils, you don’t know what funny is

(but also because I need the figure a job offer is going to toss at me tomorrow to be better than initially estimated; I’m so tired of not being paid what I’m worth)

PSA for the undertale fandom since a lot of ya’ll dont seem to know (or care).

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ship-captain-cat:

pyrogoeth:

toby doesn’t want us selling unofficial undertale merch. art commissions are fine, but things like buttons, t-shirts, posters, etc are not.

please respect toby’s wishes. please don’t sell unofficial undertale merchandise. please don’t be that person.

source: toby’s twitter has multiple tweets about it as seen above

If you really want to support Undertale/ Toby Fox, PLEASE buy the official merch from fangamer. 

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vampiresplunderedourstyle:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

carnival-phantasm:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

scrumptiouslysuperdeer:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

HOLY SHIT IM LAUGHING MY PINK BUTT OFF

“user biggest-gaudiest-patronuses (self-described as “powerful tumblr abomination”)”

the whole article is hilarious tbh

In an unprecedented power move, tumblr user @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses gets called out as a Meme Fraud by tumblr @staff

in my defense, i had no idea. i literally didn’t bother to check

What a fucking power move