when you’re a romantic pianist but also a gamer
grandma got run over despacito
oppa gangnam style christmas eve

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.
*slow clapping at the dad*
I always reblog this.
i dont know what I was expecting but i was NOT expecting that squeaky hamster voice to come out of that mans mouth completely unedited
I wish that at the end of a fic Ao3 would give you links to similar fics
I too hate sleeping and would like to never do it again
Linguistics is cancelled
tweet of the century
Critics: But how is Venom doing so well commercially? We didn’t find it good, yet the people still flock to it! What are we missing?
Every monster fucker:












