glanzlichter:

depression-blogger:

deansurvived:

At 17, I was a depressed teenager who self harmed and wondered about just how painful it could possibly be to end my life.

Right now, I’m laying on the couch, and I can hear my husband reading our four year old a bedtime story using silly voices.

Life gets better. Make sure you’re there to see it.

I just started crying.

this is very important

This post saved me so many times tbh

skunkmemther:

crtter:

omgkalyppso:

lordnotcrossing:

At this point, it has to be asked:

are any of the rabbit villagers/campers actually rabbits?!

Don’t forget.

Well, given that there are canon rumors that Tom Nook himself isn’t actually a tanuki:

can we even be sure that anyone in Animal Crossing is an animal at all?

They really were furries all along

necrofuturism:

kaelang12:

necrofuturism:

necrofuturism:

dnd spell: vicious mochrie – summons an enraged balding canadian to improv melee damage at your enemies (roll for comedic effect)

if you have a bag of holding you can give him two items to use as props. 

Can he use Hoedown as a cantrip?

only if you’re fighting drew carey

kimonoforlove:

seraphphoenix:

neraiutsuze:

gaycorporal:

why dont white haired anime boys just dye their hair to change their fate

i just have the mental image of a plucky redheaded anime best friend getting through to the final episodes and then suddenly dying

and as he dies the red dye seeps out of his hair and the protagonist best friend is like GOD DAMN IT DUDE WHY DIDN’T YOU WARN ME YOU WERE A WHITE HAIRED ANIME BOY THIS WHOLE TIME I COULD HAVE PREPARED FOR THIS

‘ah’ whispers the dying boy ‘i guess i couldn’t escape my roots’

GET OUT

acutelyrelated:

nessiemccormick:

katsuurio:

spastictrash:

now that tumblr has colored text you can highlight important things like youre in an ace attorney game

ballistic markings are the fingerprints of a weapon.

(And ironically comment about something in blue…)

September 5th

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