redrook:

lenaoxton:

npc: what are you doing back here?!

shepard, wearing full n7 armor, carrying at least 5 different guns: im a health inspector

npc: oh ok

you, an overworked underpaid minimum wage employee: what are you doing back here?

commander shepard, wearing full N7 armor, carrying at least 5 different guns and shadowed by a scarred turian, a glowing asari, and maybe a gotdamned krogan: im a health inspector

you, who just wants your fucking 15 minute lunch break: oh ok


http://whatwouldvexahliado.tumblr.com/post/177722959424/audio_player_iframe/whatwouldvexahliado/tumblr_peifpg8KPD1t3n1xy?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_peifpg8KPD1t3n1xyo1.mp3

desnaa:

Come along with me

And the butterflies and bees

We can wander through the forest

And do so as we please

Come along with me

To a cliff under a tree

Where we can gaze upon the water

As an everlasting dream

All of my collections

I’ll share them all with you

Maybe by next summer

We won’t have changed our tune

We’ll still want to be

With the butterflies and bees

Making up new numbers

And living so merrily

All of my collections

I’ll share them all with you

I’ll be here for you always

And always be with you

Come along with me

And the butterflies and bees

We can wander through the forest

And do so as we please

Living so merrily

sexhaver:

im reading this deleted thread on r/legaladvice where the OP is a member of a deeply racist and homophobic fundamentalist christian family. his youngest brother left home really young because he was gay and ended up becoming stupid rich and marrying a black man, which his family (including OP) did NOT approve of. anyways this son dies of cancer and his will stipulates that his family gets $100k and his husband gets $900k. and OP’s older sister somehow ends up as executor of this estate and decides, fuck it, they werent actually married (they were), let’s just blatantly ignore his will and steal literally a million dollars and distribute it among the family, at which point the husband shows up with a copy of the son’s will demanding his share and OP is asking if he has a leg to stand on and all the comments are just

SO fucking good oh my GOD