Oh its fucking lit
WITNESS ME
When a bard rolls a 20
“come to me. come to me. go go go
go go go
go go go
go go go. here’s my sweetie, here’s my little girl“
The Slavic world is 5,000 years ahead of Americans in being absolutely obsessed with cats
veronica: wow lance you sure got tall
keith: oh no
lance: well—
keith: no
lance: they tried to put me on the cover of vogue—
keith: n o
lance: but my legs were toooooooo long
keith: NO
lance, singing: i’m LEGendary all legs no dairy
keith: STOP
lance, aggressively: i’m LEGendary all legs no dairy
keith: STOPSPNFJAJS
pidge&hunk, harmonizing: legs! legs!
lance, strutting: what’s on the menu?
keith: w h y
shiro&allura, harmonizing: legs! legs!
lance, posing: what’s on the menu?
keith: i crave death
coran&matt, harmonizing: legs! legs!
lance, seductively: what’s on the menu?
keith: kill me
veronica: clap clap clap clap
lance, doing the splits: LEGS
keith, flinging his knife in a random direction: OWNDOWNDKWNDKANDHSJ
It was supposed to be three or four random ideas on monochromatic themes but then I thought might as well do a whole rainbow (which had to be seven because I like it better than six and that meant pink was also in since I like to spite Newton and not do indigo ever… though now I feel bad for indicolite)
In order – Garnet, quartz/agate, wulfenite, peridot, euclase, polybasite and morganite.
i say i’m gay a lot for someone who is technically bisexual
something: *exists*
me: hmm okay
something: *is pink*
me: oooooh yes add to fuckin cart baby
this-seamonkeys-gone-to-heaven:
Legitimate *pro bono legal services* don’t exist without a good reason. In a few of the exmormon groups I’m in you’ll see regular posts saying stuff like “Look what my lawyer sent me today!” with a pic of their resignation confirmation letter from the church.
You know. Just stuff that a normal average church that is definitely not actually a cult would do. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
🙄
As an ex-mormon, I’m gonna look the fuck into this. I want nothing to do with the church that shaped so much toxicity about my self image and my sexual orientation.
Not sure if any followers need this but if you do, here you go.
Everyone should be able to choose their religious beliefs and community, and leave any that they find does not work for them.
Ex mormon here – this guy’s legit. The Mormon holds your files for eternity, and when they find out that you’ve moved to a new area, they will send members and missionaries from that region to harass you. I know this sounds like dystopic bullshit, but they followed my father through three moves before he rejoined the church.
Also ex mormon here who used this. It’s a ridiculously helpful service that is incredibly easy to use. They keep you updated throughout the whole process, and it’s totally worth it since the church doesn’t get to keep all your private information and pass it around once you resign 🙂
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