popular 18-23yr old streamer who never had a real job before: i can’t believe im expected to be professional by people who are paying and investing in me
twitch fans who are 15-20 and also never had a job: i can’t believe you’re being persecuted like this. please take my parents money
streamer whose entire personality revolves around being validated by teenagers: thanks make sure you hit that top tier sub so i have enough money to cover my fines cause i have no intention of learning any sort of lesson
@ everyone reblogging this wondering if this is about pewdiepie, logan paul, xqc, or any other white dude with a camera in this face: you’re right. you’re all correct
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
I don’t believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
lets see if this works
pls Roger
Please help Roger
please Roger I need you
Sometimes when you reboot roger it doesn’t happen fast, but now I’m pulling in triple the income I had before
Roger is always the best. I love you, Roger. You’re so good to me.
“I love that character,” I say as I come up with upsetting headcanons for them. “Absolutely adore them,” I tell you as I bunny up sad story ideas for them. “They’re my favorite,” I sigh as I pick the most depressing songs for a playlist for them.
“I just want them to be happy,” I insist as I write horribly angsty oneshots centered around their misery.
“My son,“ I say as I think warmly about his broken body huddled on the ground.
“I love you so much”, I say, as I fill them with self hatred.
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