Tavi/Ellesi stripper AU (This is the first thing to come to mind and I’d apologize but I’m actually not sorry)

Stripper AU

The turian moved with such a fluidity and grace that would have asari turn green with envy, however Ellesi found himself pleased to join Tavian in his dance, lifting and twirling on the stage to the beat of the music. Cloth was shed and a tentacle wrapped around his frame in it’s place, leading to enthusiastic comments from their audience the lower the clothing was lost. At last they came to the final article of clothing, Ellesi obscured the view their audience had with his remaining tentacles as Tavi shimmied out of the fabric, purring as the tentacles came back and rubbed along his skin to cover him up.

[Jeff & Toby] + [Arcane Antiques Shop] <:3c

Gonna make this part of their Werewolf AU~

Tobias watched his freckled elf look at different staffs, though he wasn’t sure why, Jeff rarely ever used one and mostly stuck with a bow and daggers, giving him the appearance of a rogue instead of the mage he was. He snuck up behind his lover and wrapped his arms around his waist, “Find anything? These aren’t normally your style, love”

“I know, just trying to pick one out for Anders. His nameday is coming up, and his current staff looks like it’s about to be nothing but splinters…” Jeff turned his head to peck the human’s cheek, and turned his head back to look at the staffs, running his hand down one. A hushed squeak came from him when Toby nipped the tip of his ear and he playfully elbowed his lover. “Stop that. There are other people here…” He remarked in a hushed voice.

“I know, but the moon will be up in less than two hours, and I want to get some fun in before it does~” To emphasize his point, he pulled the elf closer to him and slipped a hand under his tunic.

“By the Maker, Toby. Alright, alright. Just… Maker Toby just let me buy then and then we can be off.” He swatted Toby’s hands away and separated them, though he was red from the tips of his ears to his toes. “You’re insatiable.”

“Only for you and food, love. Mostly for you.”

SLAMS FIST ON TABLE CULLEN AND INQUISITOR IN A HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE PARTNER AU

GODBLESS

High School AU

Cullen was nervous to be paired up with Titania Trevelyan, knowing that she has already ‘accidentally’ burned two of her previous lab partners during experiments. There wasn’t even fire involved in the previous experiment, only water. Though no one else seemed to really care about that particular fact, only how apologetic she looked with her perfect pout banishing any thoughts of foul play out of just about everyone’s mind. Cullen suspected that she had smuggled in a lighter after one too many ‘accidental’ touchings on the partner’s behalf, though he felt she should have just brought it up with their teacher instead of causing harm on another student. He waited at their table, before looking up and being met with eyes that looked like they held oceans within them.

“Cullen, right?”

“Y-y-yes.” He cleared his throat and sat up straight. “Yes. I’m your new lab partner. Nice to meet y-” He was stopped with her finger pressed to his lips, he watched her eyes give him a once over, instead of feeling like a lion, he felt like a lost cub being eyed up by a predator.

“Oh you’ll do just nicely~”

Why did he feel like trouble was going to be had at one point?

Fenders or M!Hawke/Fenris Tron Legacy AU

Tron Legacy AU

Issac knew the man kissing him was nothing more than code, despite how warm and soft the program’s lips felt against his own. But everything was feeling so real, from the light touches to the sudden urgency the kiss took, and he felt himself being pressed against the wall by the, now fully, glowing Fenris. The redhead gave a mental shrug as he returned the kiss, he’ll deal with any other thoughts once he was done this digital dream.

Fenders in Tron Legacy AU

Tron Legacy AU

Anders stared at his opponent from across the arena, he was dressed differently than the other opponents he had. No sleeves, and yet his arms glowed, as did much other parts of his skin not covered with fabric. When they charged at each other, Anders’ virus activated as he felt his own code being temporarily being over written by Justice.exe as he and the beautiful glowing man collided disks.

mmmmm do sky and zith in a coffee shop au 8)

Coffee Shop AU

Skylar sipped her latte as she waited, almost missed seeing the petite brunette enter the shop. The jingle of the door opening being her only indication that someone else entered. She watched the woman go up to the counter and get a tea. Shortly after, Zithra was sitting across from her, her feet not even touching the ground anymore as she sat on the chair. How someone looked that chipper in the morning before getting caffeine in their system, Sky would never know.

“Someone’s bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning.”

“Someone’s got raccoon eyes going for them. Noticed you didn’t come home last night. What’s their name?”

“Just shut up and drink your wussy ass tea, bitch. We got classes in an hour.”

[ask both meme] your inquisitor and their LI — Pirate/Mermaid AU, fighting over something shiny

Pirate/Mermaid AU

Amethyst Cadash was certain of three things; Merpeople weren’t suppose to exist, they certainly shouldn’t have horns, and that lore stated they were like the magpies of the sea. Two things were proven wrong as she tried to wrestle a golden grown from the huge merman below the surface, and another seemed to be proven right.

Her vision was starting to darken as she continued to try and get the crown from him. She had been underwater for too long without air when she felt lips against hers. She felt air being pushed into her mouth from her opponent before he pulled the crown, and by extension, her, up to the surface. Once her head broke past the surface and she gasped for air, he took the opportunity to tug the prize out of her hands and back up.

“Maybe next time, beautiful.”

He winked, or for as she could tell blinked, at her before disappearing back under the surface with his shiny prize.