carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

trickshift:

the—pegasus:

daleksinbras:

astudyinobjection:

imremembering:

these fucking things

Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”

these things were the fucking best

HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB

evidently successfully

you people don’t understand how fucking powerful these things were, you were supposed to pull gently and it’d fly just fine but if you pull it like a chainsaw or a lawnmower they will behave as such. t h e y a r e d e a d l y.