I went to the 18+ Overwatch panel at SacAnime and Paul Nakauchi has changed the way I see Hanzo I will never be the same
What did he say?
Someone: FMK: Widowmaker, Mercy, Mccree
Paul: Fuck McCree, Marry Widowmaker, Kill Mercy
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Someone: What would your characters porn star name be?
Paul: It’d be a long drawn out moan of his name like Hanzooooooo
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Someone: What category of porn would your character watch?
Paul: Does it have to be human? Can it be extraterrestrial? The more the merrier.
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Someone: If you could pick a scandalous costume for your hero what would it be?
Paul: Just a quiver and a BIIIG sake bottle to cover his dick
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Someone: Paul what would be Hanzo’s ideal date?
Paul: Well first it would start with hot sake and then sushi… California rolls, and then for dessert Green Tea ice cream but you have to lick it off before it melts because someone is the sushi table you know like they have in Japan? But it’s gonna take a long time.
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Someone: When will we see Hanzo’s right nipple?
Paul: you know it’s like Where’s Waldo but it’s where’s the nipple
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Paul is the biggest Hanzo stan he confirmed it last night
also from another panel:
Person: What song would you say represents your character?
Paul: -fucking belts All By Myself by Céline Dion-
Russian soldiers witness the awakening of an elder god.
Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?
Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything.
“According to some of the YouTube comments, the fire was caused by burning zinc, and the screaming came from the underground pipes that had somewhat of a ‘flute’ effect when the air passed through the tubes.“
the moral of frankenstein is if youre going to build a monster out of dead body parts dont make him like 8 feet tall and super strong
or just love your super strong 8 feet tall son
Like, don’t abandon him because you are scared of him. Like you met him a second ago. He just wants a family
The moral of the story is that you need to be prepared for the realities of parenthood before you commit. Sometimes you get what you expected, sometimes you get an eight foot tall super strong patchwork zombie child, sometimes you get neither of those things. No take-backs.
One of the funniest things about this is that the creation is supposed to be “hideous”, but he’s described as looking like some kind of huge goth prince and… really doesn’t sound so bad.
That’s not what’s meant by “hideous” in the text. The creation is not “hideous” as in “aesthetically ugly”, it’s “hideous” as in ghastly, terrifying, shocking, unnatural, wrong, uncanny. Aesthetically the creature is described as “beautiful”, the way Victor painstakingly designed him. That’s why he’s described as sounding like a tall goth prince, and if you interpreted “hideous” to mean “ugly looking”, I can see why it would be confusing.
they are married to each other like yas fuck my whole life up
i feel like this never has enough info when it goes around so for those curious: this is ayabambi (otherwise known as aya sato and bambi), a japanese dance duo who are in fact engaged in real life and actually did a vogue photoshoot to celebrate the supreme court marriage ruling
theyve been in lots of music videos and adverts and stuff
so i was playinng competitive yesterday and after we won the first match, everyone on the other team left besides this one genji. my team felt bad, so we befriended the genji and hung out with him the second match. it was really chill, and once the point hit 99 he was a gentleman and stepped off the point so we could have it.
so the third match comes around and we’re already best friends, nobody on our team is even in a balanced composition anymore we’re just switching to characters who we have sitting emotes unlocked for so we can sit with genji. all of my team is solo queue, with me and one other guy in the voice chat. so genji shows up as usual and sits with us, and our tracer runs to the edge of the point and spams “Group up!” and we’re like oh my god she wants us all off the point so genji can win. So my team all runs off the point and sits down on the edge, and genji just sorta slowly walks up and looks at us for a moment, then cautiously steps on the point until he captures it. once he captures it we all get back on and chill with him again, until he hits 99 and we all get off again so he wins the match.
we ended up winning 3 to 1 against one genji. wherever you are, genji, you are awesome and thank you for the best competitive math ive ever had :’)
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