is this a dildo
lord have mercy
no it’s not
it’s a kong
i think you should just resign your fact that over half of the 6000+ reblogs and likes you have on this, half of those people think its a dildo.
When I die, I’ll be remembered as the girl who threw a dildo at her dog 😦
at least you knew it looked like a dildo when you brought it! anal beads came to MY mind the first time but heeeeeeeeeey
he looks happy to be having a dildo thrown at his face
I was completely innocent when I bought it you know! I never even knew anal beads existed haha! Tumblr opened my eyes up to a whole new world, let me tell you
Tag: B y E
ok here it is
inspired by this post
truly an amazing sight (x)
Still to this day my favorite comic
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/whatwouldvexahliado/100001664969/tumblr_ndebwdRjHd1rix2dq?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://whatwouldvexahliado.tumblr.com/post/100001664969/audio_player_iframe/whatwouldvexahliado/tumblr_ndebwdRjHd1rix2dq?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fwhatwouldvexahliado%2F100001664969%2Ftumblr_ndebwdRjHd1rix2dq
https://vine.co/v/OmEbx1Lg2rK/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js
got dengit
ok but lets discuss how i want this guy to hit me with his hammer
why father
how to properly raise a kid
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
imagine
Truly a ferocious predator.
i’m sorry i’m not sorry
WHAT BREED OF DOG IS THAT I WANT ONE
I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!






