I must have her to wife.
So me and avatar-allymation were talking about this earlier today and I felt I needed to create this. I’m not even sorry.
Bonus:
Tag: BYE
What a beautiful wedding.
the bridesmaid (to the waiter)
orlaiyyyyyyyy lmao
Whenever I start feeling bad about myself I’m going to remember that hasbro sold fucking dil-doh
did you know that, besides the apple of knowledge and the pomegranate of life, there’s another mystic fruit, one that grants you a sense of purpose?
yeah, it’s the raisin d’être
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/whatwouldvexahliado/103854801699/tumblr_nfmdj9vd2o1r564wk?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://whatwouldvexahliado.tumblr.com/post/103854801699/audio_player_iframe/whatwouldvexahliado/tumblr_nfmdj9vd2o1r564wk?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fwhatwouldvexahliado%2F103854801699%2Ftumblr_nfmdj9vd2o1r564wk
please tell me i wasn’t the only one who found this hilarious as hell
omg
Lets have sex and watch lotr.
LOSING MY SHIT
im gunNA VOMIT
aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH
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