elderly-scrolls:

good things to ask yourself, no matter the situation:

• what would pike do?

only occasionally questionable things to ask yourself:

• what would keyleth do?
• what would vex do?

someone might die but hey it’ll be funny:

• what would scanlan do?
• what would grog do?

do not ask yourself under any circumstance, your house is on fire, somebody is crying, your emotions are now ten times more repressed:

• what would percy do?
• what would vax do?