I love puns.
Tag: CRYING
(via tastefullyoffensive:via)
how did the design team not see that
how was Fred ever the leader
he knew how to drive a van
ngl, I had this happen with my old Land lord after I moved out. I answered the door at my new place without wearing my glasses and he was just “Hi is soso or soanso here?”
no but seriously look at rin guys he’s just like
“what tHE HELL IS THIS?????”
“YOU CALL THOSE ATHLETIC, CHISELED ABS??????"
“HIT THE GYM, YOU PIECE OF SHI t”
http://two.indexhibit.org/files/Rasputin-%20Boney%20M.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://whatwouldvexahliado.tumblr.com/post/71085590387/audio_player_iframe/whatwouldvexahliado/tumblr_my4v4s9JIW1sopp2r?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Ftwo.indexhibit.org%2Ffiles%2FRasputin-%2520Boney%2520M.mp3
i was listening to rasputin when i saw this gif and i
IT F UCKGIN M ATCHES THE B E A T
she-wants-the-d-eanwinchester:
Works every time.. 🙂
DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE
omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised
honestly now
ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.
lifehack: set your house on fire just do it just fucking do it burn it all down
Or you can do what I do and microwave the ice cream for like 10 seconds…
OR JUST FUCKING WAIT FOR IT TO MELT A LITTLE
Woke up to see that Bad Dragon is finally selling those itty bitty versions of their toys
THIS IS SO FUCKING SILLY I NEED ALL OF THEM
There are people with a weak sense of humour.
There are people who miss golden opportunities.
And then there is George Takei.
OH MY GOD
how am I supposed to sleep when there’s people out there who think girls pee out of their vaginas
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