friend-of-red-jenny:

Overheard in Skyhold after mage Trevelyan and Cullen start making out on the battlements

Loitering Orlesian Noble #1:  Would you have guessed such a pairing?

Loitering Orlesian Noble #2: Oh, yes.   Noble names.  The lure of command.  Classically arousing in every sense.

Loitering Orlesian Noble #1:  [shushing noise] Careful.  Ears.

Loitering Orlesian Noble #2:  Of course.

I love how the Orlesian gentry constantly assume that Cullen must be part of some random noble house that nobody has ever heard of. 

A handsome commoner leading troops?  How??  No it cannot be.  A commoner would be too busy drinking away his earnings and refusing to bathe. 

(Edit:  transcript tweaked for accuracy.)

itsmyfreakin:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF ANNOYING CASSANDRA IS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DO IN DA:I

Cassandra makes the “I liked you better in handcuffs” comment when you first try to flirt with her and man, was I disappointed by the lack of a hilarious retort to that.  So I drew this.

—Meanwhile Cullen is desperately attempting to not think about anything related to handcuffs or interrogations or the fact that the inquisitor just called him handsome.

Quick and sloppy comic is quick and sloppy 😛