who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Titania, she even narrates how they’d react as it begins, tbh it kinda freaked Cullen out 
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: Cullen, he still isn’t over how he ended up making eye contact with the feline right before they came.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: TITANIA
who breaks the most phones: Titania tbh
who dies first: Hmmm, Titania probably.
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: LAUGHS, Titania
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Titania, with singing [rip Cullen’s ear drums]
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: Titania
who uses the computer most: Cullen, Titania got him a bunch of strategy games for him to play~