Please, watch the 2nd banter with the audio. Much better, uh?
Tag: da3 spoilers
what if when justinia knocked the orb out of corypheus’ hand it bounced right after the inquisitor lunged for it so it hit them in the ass and they had to close every fade rift with their glowing green buttcheek
War, betrayal, darkspawn: all lots of fun and made for excellent stories, i’m sure. Nobody cares about that anymore.
beckalizard replied to your post “beckalizard replied to your post “We should have known a romance with…”
One of those things I’ll never get over. (like here lies the abyss, fuck bioware )
Here Lies the Abyss, AKA: Virmire 2.0
It’s even more fucking painful if you had Alistair as a warden, like OW MY HEART
DoN’T MAKE ME CHOOSE
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I JUST REMEMBERED THE BIOWARE TEAM ‘JOKING’ ABOUT PUTTING SOMETHING LIKE THAT INTO INQUISITION!!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
Arcane Adviser
We should have known a romance with Solas would only end in tears and heartbreak…
He’s voiced by Gareth David-Lloyd.
Who played Ianto Jones in Torchwood.
Where he ripped out our hearts as we sobbed into them like Jack did to Ianto’s lifeless body.
We never stood a chance.
Dragon Age: Inquisition + text posts, part 6
Here’s some more of the Inquisitor’s dysfunctional apocalypse prevention brigade. Sometimes it’s a wonder they manage to accomplish anything at all.
More DA text post memes:
- Marian Hawke: 1, 2, 3, 4
- Garrett Hawke: 1, 2, 3
- Anders: 1, 2, 3, 4
- Fenris: 1, 2
- Isabela: 1, 2
- Merrill: 1, 2, 3
- Varric: 1
- Meredith & Orsino: 1
- Various characters (DA:O): 1, 2, 3, 4
- Various characters (DAII): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
- Various characters (DA:I): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
- Various characters (LGBTQ+ themed): 1, 2, 3, 4
Seriously????? You couldn’t have told me before I beat the game already????
Reblog to save a life
This says this on the ability.
The Commander Tarot card
not sure if a romance card or no, you can see it any way you want to
Gaider tells how to get Alistair and Morrigan to chat at skyhold.
So….. It’s safe to assume this scene is glitched? Because I went back and forth between them (and Leliana) about a dozen times while they were all at Skyhold, and Alistair definitely did the Dark Ritual, so theoretically I should have gotten this scene.
Thank goodness for Incremental saves for when they (hopefully) eventually fix this.