spicyshimmy:

what if when justinia knocked the orb out of corypheus’ hand it bounced right after the inquisitor lunged for it so it hit them in the ass and they had to close every fade rift with their glowing green buttcheek

We should have known a romance with Solas would only end in tears and heartbreak…
He’s voiced by Gareth David-Lloyd.
Who played Ianto Jones in Torchwood.
Where he ripped out our hearts as we sobbed into them like Jack did to Ianto’s lifeless body.

We never stood a chance.

bubonickitten:

Dragon Age: Inquisition + text posts, part 6

Here’s some more of the Inquisitor’s dysfunctional apocalypse prevention brigade. Sometimes it’s a wonder they manage to accomplish anything at all.

More DA text post memes:

  • Marian Hawke: 1, 2, 3, 4
  • Garrett Hawke: 1, 2, 3
  • Anders: 1, 2, 3, 4
  • Fenris: 1, 2
  • Isabela: 1, 2
  • Merrill: 1, 2, 3
  • Varric: 1
  • Meredith & Orsino: 1
  • Various characters (DA:O): 1, 2, 3, 4
  • Various characters (DAII): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
  • Various characters (DA:I): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
  • Various characters (LGBTQ+ themed): 1, 2, 3, 4