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friend-of-red-jenny:

Overheard in Skyhold after mage Trevelyan and Cullen start making out on the battlements

Loitering Orlesian Noble #1:  Would you have guessed such a pairing?

Loitering Orlesian Noble #2: Oh, yes.   Noble names.  The lure of command.  Classically arousing in every sense.

Loitering Orlesian Noble #1:  [shushing noise] Careful.  Ears.

Loitering Orlesian Noble #2:  Of course.

I love how the Orlesian gentry constantly assume that Cullen must be part of some random noble house that nobody has ever heard of. 

A handsome commoner leading troops?  How??  No it cannot be.  A commoner would be too busy drinking away his earnings and refusing to bathe. 

(Edit:  transcript tweaked for accuracy.)

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bubonickitten:

Dragon Age: Inquisition + text posts

I can’t sleep, so I decided to do this instead.

I’ll be doing more at some point I’m sure because I won’t be content until I run this meme right into the ground.

More DA text post memes:

  • Marian Hawke: 1, 2, 3, 4
  • Garrett Hawke: 1, 2, 3
  • Anders: 1, 2, 3, 4
  • Fenris: 1, 2
  • Isabela: 1, 2
  • Merrill: 1, 2, 3
  • Varric: 1
  • Meredith & Orsino: 1
  • Various characters (DA:O): 1, 2, 3, 4
  • Various characters (DAII): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
  • Various characters (DA:I): 1, 2, 3
  • Various characters (LGBTQ+ themed): 1, 2, 3, 4

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madametrevelyan:

i can only imagine how frustrating it must be for dorian’s gay writer to learn that people are actually considering mods to convert his gay character to straight lmao i mean has anyone actually done dorian’s personal quest or (x)

“Any mod to make this happen will require blood magic”

You mean like what his dad planned to do?