Finally; if your character was forced to eat one thing for the rest of their life, what would they choose and why?
I can hear Toby screaming in anguish now…
“OH THE HUMANITY! ONLY ONE THING?”
Though then he would settle on waffles, they are simple enough to make, and can easily be modified to change up for any meal of the day and have different variations of it. Plain waffles, using them to make a waffle sandwich, pull an internet thing and make different meals into waffles.
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Jeff, and Toby is mortified
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: Toby, He’s positive Sparkles has never forgiven him for it
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: TOBY
who breaks the most phones: I’m not sure, maybe Jeff?
who dies first: Toby, while trying to protect Jeff :‘3
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: Toby, but that doesn’t stop him
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Jeff, poor babu is a noodle
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: No one tbh
who uses the computer most: Could be either of them doing stuff for work
Dance off, bro. Me and you.
When your partners headcanon starts to hurt
Gonna make this part of their Werewolf AU~
Tobias watched his freckled elf look at different staffs, though he wasn’t sure why, Jeff rarely ever used one and mostly stuck with a bow and daggers, giving him the appearance of a rogue instead of the mage he was. He snuck up behind his lover and wrapped his arms around his waist, “Find anything? These aren’t normally your style, love”
“I know, just trying to pick one out for Anders. His nameday is coming up, and his current staff looks like it’s about to be nothing but splinters…” Jeff turned his head to peck the human’s cheek, and turned his head back to look at the staffs, running his hand down one. A hushed squeak came from him when Toby nipped the tip of his ear and he playfully elbowed his lover. “Stop that. There are other people here…” He remarked in a hushed voice.
“I know, but the moon will be up in less than two hours, and I want to get some fun in before it does~” To emphasize his point, he pulled the elf closer to him and slipped a hand under his tunic.
“By the Maker, Toby. Alright, alright. Just… Maker Toby just let me buy then and then we can be off.” He swatted Toby’s hands away and separated them, though he was red from the tips of his ears to his toes. “You’re insatiable.”
“Only for you and food, love. Mostly for you.”
Tron Legacy AU
Issac knew the man kissing him was nothing more than code, despite how warm and soft the program’s lips felt against his own. But everything was feeling so real, from the light touches to the sudden urgency the kiss took, and he felt himself being pressed against the wall by the, now fully, glowing Fenris. The redhead gave a mental shrug as he returned the kiss, he’ll deal with any other thoughts once he was done this digital dream.
dardanos and I are hilarious~ :‘3
are you fucking kidding me.
well hello
I have no idea who this is or what the hell is going on but I feel I ought to reblog it because it looks scientifically important.
He’s fucking his jeans. That’s what he’s doing.
denimsexual
I’m…. reblogging this for the comments.
…yes
A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.
“Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf.”
“Yes,"he replies "I am a were”
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